January 2010
i wish i could ring in the new year with you
WTF the peir 39 sea lions are gone. sad sad sad →
(via danzilla)
i think they’ll be back. they follow where the food is, so if the food migrated — they did too.
What is a relationship? →
deemadeems:
“Whenever you accept what is, something deeper emerges then what is. So, you can be trapped in the most painful dilemma, external or internal, the most painful feelings or situation, and the moment you accept what is, you go beyond it, you transcend it. Even if you feel hatred, the moment you accept that this is what you feel, you transcend it. It may still be there, but suddenly...
“Oh, yeah… love. Once upon a time, it was simple. If you liked somebody, you let...”
– The Wonder Years (via littlemiss)
what are YOU gonna do in 2009? →
Just in time to ring in 2010, I bring you “what are you gonna do in 2009?” that was filmed at the strike of midnight 365 days ago. now the real question is, kiddos, did you accomplish these feats? :) enjoy.
what was IIII going to do? “be fuckin crazy!!” i think i accomplished that. derek? dan? colleen? jessica? christine? leah and simone, i did not get your resolution :( [...
December 2009
(301): just dd’d my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
(732): i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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danisontumblr:
Boy, hipsters here in LA sure do love the shit out of bad, rainy weather. It gives them a perfect excuse to wear even more layers of retarded, annoying clothes than usual. I’m currently sitting across from a man wearing three scarves, two hoodies and a Holden Caufield hat. God, I hope today ends with him and his ten-speed bike getting dragged under a...
The husband store
heyitsariane:
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you...
Disney Princesses:
melancholic-muse:
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billiedoll:nostalgicdreams:astraia:
Cinderella
One of your parents is dead. You are expected to do a lot of chores. You love to dress up. You love animals. You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming. Your mom is really strict. You have sister(s) who seem kind of jealous of you. You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes. You have left your shoes...
so today i did a really smart thing
i spent 2 hours in macys trying on jeans so that i could use my gift card on something useful. i finally found a pair i liked, bought them, continued shopping for a bit. went to the woman’s section with mom so she could shop. got bored so sat on a cushion and put all my stuff down. when it was time to go, i apparently did not grab my macy’s bag with said jeans in them. i did not...
welcome to tumblr...
missy [melissas.tumblr] and erika [amerikanwoman.tumblr]! yaaaayyy!!!
On the bandwagon
melissas:
After a bit of peer pressure from Megan, I’m officially a tumblr!
yessssssss
“OH YEAH OMG YOU HAVE TO SLEEP OVER TOMORROW NIGHT CAUSE I GOT A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL DDR GAME!!!!!” - kinsley.
i’m glad my friends know what i like hahahah ;)
and we'll all be up all night reading about...
Derek: Oh, I'm soo over tits.
Jessica: Were you ever under tits?
“Oh, I’m up against that bitch, Meryl Streep.”
– Meryl on her double Golden Globe nomination (via fuckyeahmerylstreep / magnetical / jayne-natk / alvarocks)
ILU MERYL.
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Why men stop believing in love
fuckyeahhlove:
xxmrcasanovax:
We are not born bitter; we become bitter, more likely after a sour relationship that left us with a bad taste in our mouths. We were all optimists once, believing that we only date women we are in love with, but we quickly came to terms with reality. If the love you had has become a fleeting emotion, it was never really love to begin with. And what happens? We...
Dylan: yeahh.. kate hudson singing? we shall see..
Megan: i hard shes surprisingly good but well see
Dylan: on you hard eh?
Megan: on me hard?? what.
Dylan: "i hard shes surprisingly good" HAH
Megan: ahhaha okkkk. but ON? what!
Dylan: SHUT UP
Megan: hahahahah
Dylan: you cant make fun of me when im making fun of you
Megan: you cant make fun of me whilst giving me something to make fun of back
Dylan: yeah well.................your mom
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jessicalikesorange:
Dear highschool reunion, this is awkward
WHERE DID THIS HAPPEN?!!?!? Share!!!!
um wtf? hahaha