December 2010
i hate you, rain! we’re so close… let the airplanes land in sf!!
dear heathrow and jfk airports,
pleaaaaase don’t let the weather interfere with your connecting/departing flights from south africa and to san francisco in the next 28 hours. KTHNX.
“It’s surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time.”
– Barbara Kingsolver (via julie911)
remembering how when i was little i insisted we had to leave carrots out, in addition to the cookies. for the reindeer, of course.
victoria's secret semi annual sale
anyone know when it is? i know it’s coming up.. it’s happening online now but when does it begin in stores? best sale ever :) plus i need to buy those bras they don’t sell anymore!
“The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are...”
– Albert Ellis (via fuckyeahhappy)
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”
– Walt Disney (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Dublin, CA
Jesse: Tonight I went to BW3s, where bay area moms were stripping naked on the bar and dousing themselves in Jamaican hot sauce for a loud and mostly drunk audience. One of the moms then climbed down from the bar, wiped the sauce from her nipple, then fed her five-month-old baby. Ahh, Dublin.
Me: Most excellent. Because San Ramonites and Danvillians love nothing more than harping on their special cousin to the South: Dublin.
Jesse: Dublin is the redheaded step child of the valley.
“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
“We danced too wild, and we sang too long, and we hugged too hard, and we kissed...”
– Pearl Cleage (via julie911)
pinterest
if you’re a visual person, and you like bookmarking, this is the site for you.
pinterest.com
i read about it at my family friend’s blog, styleberryblog here. she explains the site well at her blog, so check that link out.
anyway, i’m using it to visualize/get inspired with new ideas for my room makeover. i’m almost to the creative part of it. i’ve had ideas in my...
holiday work parties 2010.
tonight was for one of the jobs. it consisted of me consuming three bowls of chips and salsa/guac, yummy tacos, red sangria pitchers, pineapple-infused tequila shots (thanks manager of the restaurant?), and my manager being sent a blowjob shot. oh and dessert that was more tortilla chips covered in cinnamon sugar and caramel and our waitress hitting on (or being stoned) towards my other boss (who...
“It’s a book, jackass.”
– The sentence that got the book It’s A Book banned in two Massachusetts school districts.
The book is about a donkey (AKA a jackass) who learns the value of reading books.
[upi.]
(via thedailywhat)
10 unpopular r&b songs that do not exist.
day-bowbow:
i’m too tired for that position
not ready to meet your parents ft. usher
let’s make a sex tape (but only if we can get professional lighting)
ooh, girl, are you ever going to call me back (girl)
sorry about that gross face i made when i came
sex stuff we did when i was super drunk
better than average hair (i think you have)
sexual town
in my ride (aka ford fuck-us)
gucci...
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